NBD. Just a bloody bonk for Jacob Apples.

Oh, it was high drama here last night when couch jumping shockingly turned into bleeding and crying. Mama bandaged up a battered Cubby. It's been very tiring trying to prevent a 5 year old boy from bouncing about and getting hurt again!
DJ gets into the action playing Dr's Office. "Poor Jacob", he cries!

It looks worse than it is!