The Hope diamond is not going to be on eBay!

Bub is obsessed with diamonds. I know. Who can blame him?

He asked me what's the biggest diamond ever found, so I said, the Hope diamond.

How much does it cost? A billion dollars.

Let's look at pictures of it!
I pull up Google images.

No, on eBay, he insists.

No one is ever going to sell that diamond on eBay!

Why not, he asks.