Monday morning

5:45! gasp stumble breathe. No one is awake! Damn. Baby crying. Hi baby. Make a bubba. Feed a bubba. Hi Cubby. Change a diaper. Change another diaper. Wash hands! Coffee, make coffee. Sip coffee 3 times. Change a diaper. 6:50. Play with toddler toys. Get "shushed" by 7 year old. Hi Bub. Breakfast! Dispense toast with no crust. Dispense medicines and vitamins. Sip cold coffee. Baby gnaws greatfully on bagel. Send 5 text messages. Call the van company. Call the school. GO DOWN STAIRS, YOU'RE BEING CRAZY! Rock a baby down. 8 AM. gasp