Tougas Farm Disaster or The Last Time I'm Taking These Two Anywhere

A beautiful summer morning inspired me (mommy guilted me) into taking the boys to Tougas Farm. Also, I wanted a cider donut.
Well, they were terrible! Cubby ran amok, threw himself in the dirt and rolled around like a pig, and refused to walk with me so I was forced to carry him like a sack of potatoes.  Bub argued and threatened in an attempt to get toys and candy. There was 5 minutes of peace while actually eating the donuts and another smattering of moments while visiting the animals.
Mostly, I was thinking, we are never leaving the house ever, ever, ever again!