Homer had the right idea.

Not the Greek guy, the yellow one, who choked his son.

Me: Bub,  help me find black shoes with the number 10 on them.

After looking around and offering me sparkling purple boots,  size 8 ¹/², what I used to wear before two pregnancies.

Bub(loudly): Mama,  I don't think they even MAKE shoes that big! Why are your feet so big? How come everything ABOUT you is so big? I don't think we're going to find any shoes here!

*laughing on the outside, crying on the inside*

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