There aren't enough hours in the day
Kids,
If you ever look back at pictures from your childhood and wonder, why was our house such a mess? Why was Mama so often in yoga pants? Why don't I have an updated baby book? How come Mama spends so much time carrying around baskets of laundry?
Well, when one child informs you at bedtime that he pissed the sheets last night and the other is opportunistic enough to start eating trash while I'm changing the bedding and your father is two hours late with dinner and I just spilled pumped breast milk on my pillow and then ate a whole bag of chocolate eggs to smother my feelings of futility... I didn't have much time left for anything other than keeping us all alive in wrinkled but clean clothes.
Plus I was busy writing this frickin blog! And posing for hilarious Instagram shots.
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I think we're soul mates :)
ReplyDeleteI think we're soul mates :) Now that I went to leave a comment here I realize my google account profile is in need of updating (sigh). It never freaking ends.
ReplyDeleteNope! If there's breath in your body, there's a Mama job that needs doing!
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