CHEESE!

Cubby had his 9 month visit today and here are the stats:

23 lbs
30. 5 inches tall (100th percentile)

Before I had kids,  I was baffled by the stupid way Moms threw around that jargon. "What percentile is he? Mine's 94th for weight and 100th for height!"

Yeah,  it barely passes for conversation but when you're not sleeping, your shirt is a tissue and your day hinges on the mood of a preschooler, that shit is really, really critical. It's like farmers trying to win World's largest pumpkin at the state fair. Bragging rights.

Guess what? I grew the World's largest pumpkin and he also loves to eat cheese!

And here are some cuties of him wearing the onesie we got him a YEAR ago when he was inside my belly.