Damn shoes

You would think that between two boys I'd have gotten some good use out of the adorably impractical infant shoes I've bought. Nope! Like a rare blooming flower those damn shoes only fit tiny feet for that blink of an eye where they're not falling off or pinching toes and I've missed it again.

If I could only have boutique which sold never used children's gear and forgotten about dinosaurs I could make a killing!