Why I don't bed share with Bub

Poor Bub has been so jealous that Baby gets to sleep with me.

Pleeeeeease, Mommy, I'll lay down the whole time!

I've been saying no for almost 2 months and tonight his persistence met my fatigue which was being crushed by my apathy.  He insisted on bringing a stuffed kitty and his giant blanket.

Fine, get in.

Feeling benevolent and maternal, I nursed Baby on one side and Bub lay on the other.  Baby fell asleep while Bub drove his knees into my back, walked a Beany Baby across my back, sucked on the tail or foot of said Beany Baby and other things I couldn't identify.

Bub was marched across the hall and my door is locked.  Good night!