Added Parental Perk: You Never Need An Alarm Clock

Let's say you need to be sure that you're awake by 7am.  Do you have a kid?  Perfect! 

Save yourself the anxiety of sleeping through that alarm.  You have a shrieking,  repetitive tone right across the hall!

For no additional cost,  our product will ensure that you're awake a full hour earlier.

Solar powered,  no need to ever change a battery! 

Call now and we'll throw in some pre-dawn laundry that requires disassembly of a crib and stain removal spray.

Operators are standing by.